Holiday special: all our shirts are now only $15 for a limited time, so now everyone can match for your annual group photos! Fun for the whole family!
Chart Pricing: We email the charts in PDF format, so there is no shipping charge. The pricing goes as follows: $15 for a single chart, $25 for two, and if you're really gluttonous, $100 for any nine charts. The shopping cart will figure all this out for you as you add charts to the list, although the math might look funny. Trust us, it works :)
Welcome to our store!
We add new stuff all the time, so check back to see if there is anything new available. We are literally a mom-and-pop operation here, so there are no fancy creditcard forms or ordering mechanisms on this page. Strictly old-school.
ORDERING: Just to the right, you may notice a simple shopping cart. Add your items, choose your shipping destination and your email, and then click "buy." Simple, right?
PAYMENT: After having problems with checks in the post, we have decided to stick with PayPal for purchases from this site. It's faster and more reliable. You don't need a Paypal account, just a credit card. Purchase turnaround is 2-3 weeks plus shipping time.
EMAIL: We need your email address to help us keep track of orders. We won't use it for anything else, we promise. If you are interested in signing up for our mailing list, you can do so on the Contact page.
SHIPPING: We ship using the good ole' USPS. All listed prices have US shipping already included for the US, and some items require an additional international shipping charge.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: We ship orders outside the USA but if you order books there is a $10 additional shipping cost for the first book, and $5 for every book thereafter. DVDs cost $5 extra apiece to ship outside the US. For CDs, photos, charts and t-shirts there is no additional charge for international shipping.
CHARTS: We offer a variety of charts, in Laurence's inimitable hand, from our catalog. Please make sure to read LH's comment on the charts before ordering, it explains a lot about them. Unlike the other postable items, we email you the charts in pdf format.
*CARBON OFFSETS: Traveling with a band uses a lot of fuel and resources. Therefore, a portion of each sale from this store will be used for purchasing carbon offsets, in an attempt to defray the environmental impact of bringing the show on the road.
Hold the presses: we're currently out of stock. Looks like you'll have to get the nice fellow at Amazon to unsheathe his sharpie after all.








